Aleks & Rachelle

Since this is my first attempt at creating a website, I am bravely taking all of the pioneering risks upon myself. As with the first time usage of any new technology, there are certain potential dangers to be borne. For example, some primitive cultures shy away from cameras for fear that the device will steal their souls. I, myself, have heard our politicians and religious leaders proclaim the perils of the internet, and, just in case there might be some camera-esque soul-stealing hazards, I am bravely assuming any threats in the name of creativity. I love Aleks too much to expose him to such danger. For this reason, very little of his personal information appears here at this time. Well, he also told me not to embarrass him...

It's been a long time since I was a kid. Recent conversations with delusional people I grew up with have led me to believe that maybe people don't really remember their childhood, but make it up to reflect their current circumstances. Click on the link below to choose my earliest memories!
Childhood Theories

Ok, ok, I'm just getting started & there's not much interesting here yet. So, let my grumpy "Under Construction" face scare off all you pleasure seeking web surfers. Boo! Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time. But, of course, come back in a few weeks when I've had a chance to tidy up & the place is more presentable.

See how I survived this particularly turbulent decade of the twentieth century, escaping the devastating consequences of the New Kids on the Block and Vanilla Ice. I sought refuge from these culture nazis in the hidden alcoves of alternative social life and geekdom. Learn about my experience with the RHS resistance movement some call T.A.G.S., from whence most of my friendships and obsessions sprang.

Visit my "Surviving the 90's" page at the link below:

Whether you're looking for naughty or nice, I can artistically alter your photographs to meet your needs. Kids, pets, yourself, celebrities... people you like... people you don't... Follow this link and then choose either Naughty or Nice to recreate your photographic world however you see fit.